31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls.
Written by a guy, after years of experience.
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...
they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof,
but girls tell each other everything about everything.
Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends.
Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat,
and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat.
[4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.]
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends.
If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to.
If they're going out with you in the first place,
it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them,
do not tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...
most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds,
a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything,
but they do discuss these things with their friends.
Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time,
everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.
12. Every girl should eventually get three
things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal,
[one of his sweatshirts] (this one is key), and a really pretty ring.
Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as
you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to
the door. If you aren't dropping her off,
call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your
right to kick the crap out of him.
5. If you're talking to a female friend
of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Don't slap her, even if it's just in a
joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says,
"Oh, you're so dumb" or something,
never make any gestures back...(unless she is in the Army in which case she would love to wrestle around and have you be physical with her!!) ok so i added that but hey..it's true??!!
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while.
She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not,
it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their
pets, parents and best friends. Be prince
charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their
parents, and make sure to be nice to
their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms or friends or siblings...that's just freaky.
**20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross,
and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.**
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22.NOTE: this one is important!!!!!! If you're officially dating, and you're introducing
her to your friends, you'd better darn
well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date.
They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts,
rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play
fighting/wrestling, be gentle. (unless she could beat your butt!!)
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her
birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but be sure to wear it..reguardless of what kind girls are WEAK to a great smelling guy!!
28. Don't give her something stupid for her
birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't
have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.
Jewelry is always nice.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last,
don't wait to find out. you will hurt them way more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they
really have started to trust you. When you have a
girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more
responsibility, privilege and control than you would think.
Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of
power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond
this is so true guys...
31.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). Girls
remember things for life and anything you did wrong
will be used against you in the future.
remember this forever. otherwise, you're screwed
^^
haha thought it was funny!!
Have a good Monday!
//Courtney\\
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But hopefully he will be home Saturday...who really knows with the Marine Corps though! I have a scrimmage tomorrow at 10 its going to suck! I hate being outside for a long time, unless im doing something fun! My brithday is in like 7 days and 9 hours! haha We are going out August 12, so anyone that wants to go can go! It will be a lot of fun! I can guarentee that!! haha Well ya have a good Wednesday (ak.a HUMP DAY! 
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